Adulting Crewneck Sweater

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a wry, relatable voice—simple black text on a soft white background that reads: “APPARENTLY I’M ‘AN ADULT’ (I was shocked as well).” It feels like a quiet, amused confession you reach for on slow mornings, grocery runs, or when you want to be comfortable and a little sarcastic. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend drapes with structure but stays soft against the skin. Details like ribbed knit collar, durable double-needle stitching, and tear-away label make it easy to wear all day. Choose embroidery placements or printed neck/wrist labels for a subtle custom touch. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean you get comfort with thoughtful materials. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and durability - Options for embroidery on chest or wrists; DTF inner neck and wrist prints available - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron