Attempted Murder

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a darkly humorous statement front-and-center: a small, distressed print reads “If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only ‘attempted’ murder,” flanked by subtle handprint graphics. The mid-weight 50/50 blend drapes comfortably, with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord for a clean look. The kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and adds casual utility. The understated heather gray keeps the focus on the witty, slightly macabre design — a quiet way to show off a mordant sense of humor on chilly days or late-night hangouts. Product features - 50% cotton / 50% polyester mid-weight (8.0 oz) for warmth and soft hand feel - Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and convenient storage - Durable DTF/DTG prints; embroidery available for chest or wrist accents Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed