Good Morning I See The Assassins Have Failed T-Shirt

Start the day with a wry grin and a little rebellious charm. This soft, classic tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek message in warm, faded lettering that reads like a private joke you wear out loud. It sits relaxed on the body, easy to layer under a jacket or to pair with jeans for errands, coffee runs, or low-key weekend plans. The muted print color gives a vintage, lived-in feel—comfortable, confident, and a touch defiant. Wear it when you want to signal humor and resilience without shouting. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks smirks, starts conversations, and fits into mornings when sarcasm is essential to getting through the day. Product features - Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) with medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for a clean look and lasting shape - Shoulder twill tape and classic fit for stable, relaxed wear - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork ensures crisp, detailed lettering - OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat