Haunt People When I Die T-Shirt

A bold, playful tee for those with a dark sense of humor and a soft spot for the macabre. The lightweight cotton sits comfortably all day while the colorful, vintage-inspired lettering reads: “I fully intend to haunt people when I die — I have a list.” It looks lively on black fabric, letting the teal, pink, gold, and blue type pop without feeling harsh. Wear it stretched out on the couch, layered under a denim jacket for coffee runs, or out to low-key Halloween hangs. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and carries a wink of mischief every time someone reads the line aloud. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette - Pearlized tear-away label and ribbed collar with shoulder tape for comfort and shape retention - DTG front print with DTF sleeve/neck label printing options for crisp, durable color - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and materials compliance Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors