I don't drink. Just drugs please.

This hoodie arrives like a low-key declaration: soft, substantial, and built for late nights and inside jokes. The three-panel hood and adjustable drawcord shelter you when the city air turns cold. Wear it with the kangaroo pocket full of hands, notes, or a late-night snack. The mid-weight fleece holds its shape while the exterior cotton takes prints and embroidery cleanly — the message sits bold, slightly cheeky, and unapologetic on the chest. It moves with you from dorm-room banter to basement shows, folding easily into backpacks or draping across a chair at home. Expect cozy warmth, simple durability, and a worn-in look that becomes yours with every wash. Product features - Soft, medium-heavy 8.25 oz fleece with a smooth, luxurious hand-feel - Three-panel hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands or hold essentials - Durable construction: double-needle topstitching, neck tape, and under 5% shrinkage - Embroidered-print friendly exterior; runs true to size with a regular fit Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean