"I Fall Asleep to the Gentle Sounds of an Explaining Blood Spatter" Hoodie

Soft, roomy, and a little dark-humored — this hoodie settles into the corners of your wardrobe you reach for when you want comfort with personality. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric holds shape and print well, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a finished look. Front pouch pocket keeps hands warm. Bold white text and a cheeky forensic-themed graphic make a quiet statement on the chest and a matching sleeve script and motif run down the arm. Wear it on late-night true-crime binges, convention meetups, or chilly coffee runs when you want to share a wry smile with other fans. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and reduced waste - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket - DTF/DTG printed graphics plus optional embroidery placements (chest and wrists) - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX dyes, and compliant materials for comfortable wear Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed