I Woke Up Like This: Aggressively Disappointed T-Shirt

A soft, breathable tee that speaks with dry humor. The shirt’s bold, distressed block lettering — “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS: AGGRESSIVELY DISAPPOINTED.” — lands like a wink and a sigh. It’s lightweight and smooth against the skin, draping casually whether you’re curled on the couch, running errands, or meeting friends for low-key plans. The neutral white keeps the message front-and-center and pairs easily with jeans or joggers. Wear it on slow mornings, after rough nights, or whenever you want to share a wry mood without saying a word. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - DTG/DTF print methods for crisp front and sleeve/neck label prints - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU 2‑year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors