If I Offend You, Cry Me a River - Hoodie

This cozy hooded sweatshirt wears its personality on the chest and back — soft, warm, and a little bit cheeky. The bold white text pops on deep black fabric: a tongue-in-cheek message about floating down a river of tears while snacking and tanning. It’s a comfortable, lived-in layer for slow mornings, late-night streaming sessions, or casual meetups with friends who appreciate dry humor. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep hands and head snug. Built from a balanced cotton-poly blend, it holds shape and print vibrancy over repeated wear. Choose this when you want something relaxed, slightly sardonic, and reliably comfy for everyday downtime. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced waste - Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pocket - Prints use DTF and DTG methods; embroidery options available on chest and wrists - Tear-away label, meets safety and environmental standards (OEKO-TEX, compliance listed) Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed