I'm Only Here Because Direct Deposit Requires It T-Shirt

A soft, breathable tee with a dry-wit statement that reads like a paycheck memo. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and drapes casually for everyday wear, while the clean crew neckline and classic fit give it a laid-back silhouette that layers easily. The bold, centered print and simple graphic add a playful nod to working-life reality—great for coffee runs, casual Fridays, or lounging at home. Ethically sourced and OEKO-TEX® certified, this shirt pairs humor with comfort and built-in durability. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color/blend) - Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth finish - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods for crisp sleeve and front graphics - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors