Sarcasm University Hoodie — "True Crime Detective Couch Division"

Slip into a hoodie that speaks your mood before you say a word. Soft, mid-weight fleece holds a confident arch of “SARCASM UNIVERSITY” across the chest while the back sports a moody, vintage-style graphic labeled “TRUE CRIME DETECTIVE — COUCH DIVISION.” It feels lived-in from the first wear: warm, slightly oversized, and ready for long nights of streaming, note-taking, or pacing while you solve mysteries from the comfort of a sofa. The neutral palette keeps the look low-key and easy to layer under coats or over hoodies. Wear it to study late-night episodes, meet friends for coffee, or just claim the comfiest spot on the couch — it’s the kind of sweatshirt that becomes part of your routine and your personality. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight fleece (8 oz/yd²) for soft warmth and durability - Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-conscious fit - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF and DTG printed graphics; optional embroidery placements available - Tear-away label, OEKO‑TEX dye standards, and ethically sourced materials Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed