THAT'S IT! Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired!

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee speaks with blunt humor and easy confidence. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and breaks in softly after a few washes, while the bold headline and declaration-style text turn a quiet wardrobe into a statement. Wear it on casual days when you want to shrug, laugh, or set a playful boundary—it sits naturally with denim, work boots, or a worn-in flannel. The tubular knit and double-needle seams keep the silhouette clean and durable, and the wide palette of tones lets you choose how loud the message reads. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy, pre-shrunk fabric that softens with wear - Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and soft hand - Relaxed fit with tubular (no side seams) construction for clean lines - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label - Sizes S–4XL available; offered in 58 color options Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean