What Is Wrong With You?

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a wry, personal voice on its back—a line that sounds like it came straight from family banter. The midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend gives a soft, brushed feel while holding print detail clearly. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it an easy go-to for cool mornings, late-night walks, or lounging with a podcast. Subtle, durable printing and optional embroidery let the message stay vivid wash after wash. Wear it when you want something comfortable that also starts conversations and holds up to everyday life. Product features - 50% cotton / 50% polyester midweight (8 oz) — cozy warmth with stable printing surface - Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF and DTG printed graphics; embroidery available for chest or wrists - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced materials; tear-away label for comfort Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed