Women's Perfect Tri Long Sleeve Hoodie

The Official Uniform for "I'm Trying My Best (And Even That’s Questionable)"

Meet your new emotional support shirt. It's soft, breathable, and lets the world know you’re running on fumes and caffeine.

Why you'll (reluctantly) love it:

• Featherlight Comfort: At 4.5 ounces of 50/25/25 poly/cotton/rayon, it feels like a hug from someone who doesn't want to talk to you either.

• The "I Tried" Cut: Features a split V-neck for that effortless "I just woke up looking like this" aesthetic (even if "this" took three coffees).

• Built to Last: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures it survives your laundry cycles and emotional breakdowns.

• Freedom from Labels: Includes a tear-away tag because you have enough baggage already. (Though you might get a woven one while we figure our life out).

• Flawed, Just Like Us: Tri-blend fabric means subtle color variations. It has character—unlike your last ex.

The Boring Details:

• Lightweight 50/25/25 polyester/cotton/rayon blend

• Tear-away label & shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Requires special printing care (because high maintenance is our brand)

• U.S. shipping only (Sorry, international friends, you'll have to suffer elsewhere).

Grab yours and let the world know you'd rather be napping.