“Energy: 100% Attention Span: 2 Seconds” Funny Kids Shirt

Kids’ short sleeve tee that captures the buzzy chaos of a sugar-fueled kiddo: an expressive stick-figure with wide eyes, a steaming cup of coffee, and a colorful pinwheel. Lightweight, super-soft cotton feels gentle on active skin. The retail cut and crew neckline sit clean and modern, letting the playful graphic take center stage. Wear it to school, weekend errands, or backyard play—this tee reads like a laugh-out-loud snapshot of high-energy childhood and keeps kids comfortable while they run, jump, and spin through the day. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; heather blends and black variants include polyester for durability - Extra-light airlume-combed, ring-spun cotton for a supremely soft, lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²) - Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention and comfortable movement - Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away DTF inner neck label for a scratch-free, long-lasting finish - Ethically made blanks (Bella+Canvas) with Fair Labor and WRAP certifications Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dry clean